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Officially reporting for duty sir!


I believe I would be a great addition to AoD, sir!

This is my goon. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My goon is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My goon, without me, is useless. Without my goon, I am useless. I must use my goon true. I must pounce straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must slaughter him before he shoots me. I WILL...

My goon and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the dretch head bites that count. WE WILL BITE...

My goon is not human, in fact it hates them. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its claws and its teeth. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my goon fed and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...

Before Xenu, I swear this creed. My goon and myself are the defenders of my Xenu. We are the masters of our enemy. WE ARE THE DINERS OF HUMAN CAFE.

So be it, until victory is Xenu's and there is no enemy, but lots of human carcasses!

[ozzy]

Best application EVER! I'm glad to see such enthusiasm, and more importantly, a sense of humor. After all, this is just a game, and we're all trying to have fun.

Hell yes you can join the clan, as if there is any question. Good to see that quality players as well as good people wish to join our clan.

remember..
A man fires a pulse rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the pulse rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the pulse rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the pulse rifle.

(from the movie Jarhead, idk if thats where you got the *this is my gun* speech, or if its taken from the actual marines, either way... NICE application.)